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#1 10-08-2012 13:30:36

Calandra
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my favorite joke

this is easy... i ve seen it in another forum of another game and i d like to have it here as well since it seems lots of fun...

rules are: no racism, antisemitism and whatnot... all these kinda jokes that are considered offensive towards a certain group of ppl or religion should be kicked out by staff or mods...

i ll go first...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


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Wash the spears... while the sun climbs low.
Wash the spears... who fears to die?
Wash the spears... no one I know!


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#2 10-08-2012 14:14:04

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Re : my favorite joke

my favorite joke

at first i was like..

Calandra a écrit :

rules are: no racism, antisemitism and whatnot... all these kinda jokes that are considered offensive towards a certain group of ppl or religion should be kicked out by staff or mods...

but then..


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#3 10-08-2012 14:29:39

skadooosh
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Re : my favorite joke

yep, those jokes are the funniest. I think people are mature enough to understand a joke is... A FKING JOKE!
Seriously, I hate people that kills the fun by taking those kind of jokes seriously!


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#4 10-08-2012 16:41:52

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Re : my favorite joke

DaRkStAr666 a écrit :

my favorite joke

at first i was like..

Calandra a écrit :

rules are: no racism, antisemitism and whatnot... all these kinda jokes that are considered offensive towards a certain group of ppl or religion should be kicked out by staff or mods...

but then..

We are 2...

You know, i already said:

If you want to make someone laught tell a joke.
If you want to make someone laught for real, tell a dirty joke...

These silly jokes are so idiot, sorry calandra, but i hate it, is so silly >.>


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#5 11-08-2012 11:14:22

Calandra
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Re : my favorite joke

hmmm i think its rather sad that humor needs to be offensive to make you laugh but ok... if this is the only thing to get this started why dont you just give it a shot and ignore what i initially said about rules...


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Wash the spears... while the sun climbs low.
Wash the spears... who fears to die?
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#6 12-08-2012 01:39:10

Neja.Persot.Spy
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Re : my favorite joke

Tantrums alert.


Aho'y matey..
Cap't Persot - "Avast, m'harty"
Me hab' 4 P'irate fle'ts... Ahoy, Matey
Plund'r dem!!


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#7 12-08-2012 15:42:13

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Re : my favorite joke

Ok here goes nothing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?... Cause 7 8 9...

Like a boss.


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#8 12-08-2012 18:05:34

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Re : my favorite joke

kilcosu a écrit :

Ok here goes nothing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?... Cause 7 8 9...

Like a boss.

'-' Thats why i like dirty jokes...


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#9 12-08-2012 18:55:31

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Re : my favorite joke

Two grains of sand were traveling through the desert, until one notices something and says:
"Hmm, I think we're being followed."

---

Two women meet after a long time and one says:
"Where have you been all this time? I missed you!"
"I've been in a coma for 6 months."
"You lucky bitch, my husband never takes me anywhere!"

---

Three women were talking.
One says: The other day, I met this huge. Blond. Musculed european about 1m80. He invited me to his lounge, then took me in the bed, took me in the bathroom, took me in the living room. It was amazing!

The other says: Well I met this bulky, dark, brunet, 2m tall latin in the gym. I invited him over my hotel, he took me on the floor, took me on the sofa, took me on the kitchen table. It was incredible!

The last one says: Well I met this 2m20, beautiful, musculed, african in a coffee shop. I invited him over to my house. He took my TV, took my Fridge, took my Stereo, took my Blueray, took my Microwave...

No, your etnicy doesn't mean anything.
Yes, it's just a joke.

---

Two women were talking.
One says: They say portuguese men have very thick dicks.
The other says: They say arabs have very long dicks.
In the meantime a third woman arrives with a friend and says: Hi, girls. Have you met Paulo Abdul?

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#10 12-08-2012 19:28:08

Stormholt
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Re : my favorite joke

Nurvus a écrit :

Two women were talking.
One says: They say portuguese men have very thick dicks.
The other says: They say arabs have very long dicks.
In the meantime a third woman arrives with a friend and says: Hi, girls. Have you met Paulo Abdul?

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Lol that was funny xD

Nurvus idk if you know, but here in brazil, portuguese people have a reputation of beign dumbs... Its just a stereotype, dont take is as real tongue


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#11 12-08-2012 19:29:52

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Re : my favorite joke

reputation is individual


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