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#1 20-02-2012 21:59:23

Calandra
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i wish i had...

this is a game i found in another forum of another game and i thought it was quite amusing what ppl could think of...

it works like this:
1.) i ask a wish (can be anything i want)
2.) next person grants the wish but while fullfilling the wish something horrible happens so that the wish gets somewhat negated or the situation got worse then before
3.) the person who granted the wish can now start with step 1.) again

pretty easy but i ll give an example to make sure its understood^^


person A.
'i wish i would win the lottery'

person B.
'wish is granted, but the moment u went to get the cash from the bank someone robbed the bank.   i wish i had a dog for next christmas.'

person C.
'wish is granted, but santa packed the dog too tight and forgot to leave holes for fresh air so the poor doggy didnt quite make it.  i wish i had....

and so on... 

there are no real rules so the wish can become as strange as u want to and the way of 'sabotaging' it as well... but shouldnt become offensive


k i ll start by giving my wish:

i wish i was able to grow a talking cactus.

Dernière modification par Calandra (20-02-2012 22:00:15)


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Wash the spears... who fears to die?
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#2 20-02-2012 23:41:37

OHanicide
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Re : i wish i had...

You were well on your way of growing the talking cactus, but the Cactus, being sentient, realized that is was the only one of its kind and threw itself into a fire out of loneliness. (sorry, bit harsh!)

I wish life was really like it is in fantasy novels with Heros, magic, etc...


The worst is yet to come and all I have to trade is only everything.


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#3 21-02-2012 02:52:49

Santuros
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Re : i wish i had...

OHanicide a écrit :

You were well on your way of growing the talking cactus, but the Cactus, being sentient, realized that is was the only one of its kind and threw itself into a fire out of loneliness. (sorry, bit harsh!)

I wish life was really like it is in fantasy novels with Heros, magic, etc...

Wish granted, but then Bam! the fact that everyone has magic and great abilities causes chaos in the world and the human race is doomed..

I wish i could read minds!


I wish I could show you when you are lonely or in darkness the astonishing light of your own being. (Hafez)


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#4 21-02-2012 04:55:34

OHanicide
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Re : i wish i had...

Santuros a écrit :
OHanicide a écrit :

You were well on your way of growing the talking cactus, but the Cactus, being sentient, realized that is was the only one of its kind and threw itself into a fire out of loneliness. (sorry, bit harsh!)

I wish life was really like it is in fantasy novels with Heros, magic, etc...

Wish granted, but then Bam! the fact that everyone has magic and great abilities causes chaos in the world and the human race is doomed..

I wish i could read minds!

+1 xD


The worst is yet to come and all I have to trade is only everything.


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#5 21-02-2012 06:19:37

blackwaltz
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Re : i wish i had...

Santuros a écrit :

Wish granted, but then Bam! the fact that everyone has magic and great abilities causes chaos in the world and the human race is doomed..

I wish i could read minds!

Wish granted but you can only read minds of cats.

Wish I had a pony


Never lost a fair game... or played one.


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#6 21-02-2012 06:34:53

Kered
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Re : i wish i had...

Wish granted, but while be delivered the trucker gave the pony radioactive grain which turned it into a pegasus and it flew away when you opened the door...

I Wish....I had 1,000,000 eredan fee's..

Dernière modification par Kered (21-02-2012 06:37:51)


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#7 21-02-2012 10:49:25

al_vh1n
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Re : i wish i had...

Wish granted. But the next day Feerik banned your account for suspicion of hacking.


I wish I have a time machine.


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#8 21-02-2012 11:22:29

soulst3al3r
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Re : i wish i had...

wish granted, but your time machine shuts down in the middle of time travelling and you're stuck in the time-space continuum.

I wish I have a cookie.

Dernière modification par soulst3al3r (21-02-2012 11:22:41)


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#9 21-02-2012 11:42:02

Paladino.:RR:.
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Re : i wish i had...

soulst3al3r a écrit :

wish granted, but your time machine shuts down in the middle of time travelling and you're stuck in the time-space continuum.

I wish I have a cookie.

Granted, but i was a nehant cookie, and now you turned to the dark side and got to rub dimizar back

I wish someone would translate all the story in the wikipedia during next week.

Dernière modification par Paladino.:RR:. (21-02-2012 11:42:48)


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#10 21-02-2012 12:37:17

Paladino.:RR:.
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Re : i wish i had...

OHanicide a écrit :

You were well on your way of growing the talking cactus, but the Cactus, being sentient, realized that is was the only one of its kind and threw itself into a fire out of loneliness. (sorry, bit harsh!)

I wish life was really like it is in fantasy novels with Heros, magic, etc...


Sorry, but I can't resist answering htis one..

Wish granted, but than when your about to go for your first epic quest, you got an arrow on your knee..


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#11 21-02-2012 12:51:03

soulst3al3r
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Re : i wish i had...

Paladino.:RR:. a écrit :
OHanicide a écrit :

You were well on your way of growing the talking cactus, but the Cactus, being sentient, realized that is was the only one of its kind and threw itself into a fire out of loneliness. (sorry, bit harsh!)

I wish life was really like it is in fantasy novels with Heros, magic, etc...


Sorry, but I can't resist answering htis one..

Wish granted, but than when your about to go for your first epic quest, you got an arrow on your knee..

haha lol...srry for breaking up the chain but this post is hilarious


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#12 21-02-2012 16:15:27

Calandra
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Re : i wish i had...

Paladino.:RR:. a écrit :

I wish someone would translate all the story in the wikipedia during next week.

your wish is granted, but then you saw a horrible [card]lapdance[/card] and you couldnt see anything ever after.

i wish i had a teleporter like in unreal tournament.


Wash the spears... while the sun climbs high.
Wash the spears... while the sun climbs low.
Wash the spears... who fears to die?
Wash the spears... no one I know!


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#13 21-02-2012 16:22:56

Paladino.:RR:.
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Re : i wish i had...

Calandra a écrit :
Paladino.:RR:. a écrit :

I wish someone would translate all the story in the wikipedia during next week.

your wish is granted, but then you saw a horrible [card]lapdance[/card] and you couldnt see anything ever after.

i wish i had a teleporter like in unreal tournament.

Granted, but they sent u a glitched one that teleported you to the Teletubies world.

I Wish I could see again..


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#14 21-02-2012 16:24:40

Paladino.:RR:.
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Re : i wish i had...

soulst3al3r a écrit :

haha lol...srry for breaking up the chain but this post is hilarious

I couldn't let a such a straigh line for a Skyrim joke pass..


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#15 21-02-2012 16:59:26

OHanicide
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Lieu : Ft.Worth, Texas
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Re : i wish i had...

Paladino.:RR:. a écrit :
Calandra a écrit :
Paladino.:RR:. a écrit :

I wish someone would translate all the story in the wikipedia during next week.

your wish is granted, but then you saw a horrible [card]lapdance[/card] and you couldnt see anything ever after.

i wish i had a teleporter like in unreal tournament.

Granted, but they sent u a glitched one that teleported you to the Teletubies world.

I Wish I could see again..

BAZAM!!! You can see again. But the sun burned out while you were blind and we now live in perpetual darkness.

I wish I had a gaint hermit crab to ride into battle, while leading an army of Trident toting waffle people.


The worst is yet to come and all I have to trade is only everything.


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#16 21-02-2012 17:54:40

blackwaltz
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Re : i wish i had...

Wish granted, but  your "gaint" hermit crab got crushed because of your weight and waffle-men lost against hansel and gretel

I wish I have another pony

Dernière modification par blackwaltz (21-02-2012 17:55:32)


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#17 21-02-2012 17:58:52

Paladino.:RR:.
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Re : i wish i had...

blackwaltz a écrit :

Wish granted, but  your "gaint" hermit crab got crushed because of your weight and waffle-men lost against hansel and gretel

I wish I have another pony

Wish granted, unfortunaly, since the sun burnet out and all vegetation is dying, you had to sacrifice him for food..


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#18 21-02-2012 19:49:47

blackwaltz
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Re : i wish i had...

Paladino.:RR:. a écrit :
blackwaltz a écrit :

Wish granted, but  your "gaint" hermit crab got crushed because of your weight and waffle-men lost against hansel and gretel

I wish I have another pony

Wish granted, unfortunaly, since the sun burnet out and all vegetation is dying, you had to sacrifice him for food..

you forgot your wish tongue

my turn again!!! I wish for another pony!!!


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#19 21-02-2012 19:53:57

Paladino.:RR:.
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Re : i wish i had...

blackwaltz a écrit :
Paladino.:RR:. a écrit :
blackwaltz a écrit :

Wish granted, but  your "gaint" hermit crab got crushed because of your weight and waffle-men lost against hansel and gretel

I wish I have another pony

Wish granted, unfortunaly, since the sun burnet out and all vegetation is dying, you had to sacrifice him for food..

you forgot your wish tongue

my turn again!!! I wish for another pony!!!

Wish granted, unfortunatly a family friend from nebraska, was visting, saw (using night vision googles) the flying pegasus, got his carabine shot him from the sky and it fell right in ***bip*** new pony.. resulting in the death of both the pegasus and the pony. Later on u get a visit from your local animal protection society and a lawsuit is made aganst you.

I wish Feerik would fix all Eredan bugs.

Dernière modification par Paladino.:RR:. (21-02-2012 19:54:25)


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#20 21-02-2012 23:43:49

OHanicide
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Re : i wish i had...

We are talking about wishes here, not miracles.


The worst is yet to come and all I have to trade is only everything.


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#21 22-02-2012 03:47:13

Kered
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Re : i wish i had...

Wish Granted, but in the process of fixing all the bugs everyone's accounts were reset...
Wish i lived in Guem...


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#22 22-02-2012 04:29:59

genesyx
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Re : i wish i had...

Kered a écrit :

Wish Granted, but in the process of fixing all the bugs everyone's accounts were reset...
Wish i lived in Guem...

wish granted. But being a normal human being without any special skills, even[card]The Duelist[/card] can take you down

I wish i had a wish....


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#23 22-02-2012 04:31:00

Santuros
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Re : i wish i had...

Kered a écrit :

Wish Granted, but in the process of fixing all the bugs everyone's accounts were reset...
Wish i lived in Guem...

Wish granted, but Sol´ra manages to destroy it....

wish granted. But being a normal human being without any special skills, evenThe Duelist can take you down

I wish i had a wish....

Damn!!! too late

So you had the wish... of stop being a cat and become a dog

I wish that the zombie apocalypse would start

Dernière modification par Santuros (22-02-2012 04:48:00)


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#24 22-02-2012 04:58:24

Bmyarne
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Re : i wish i had...

Wish granted! But sadly they are zombie bunnies who only feed on turtles.

I wish I didn't knock up my g/fs best friend..


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#25 22-02-2012 10:39:05

EwokDan
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Re : i wish i had...

Wish granted mainly because your girls best friend is a dude.

I wish I was awesome.


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